Dianne Feinstein Looks Great and is Living Life

DO NOT let the wheelchair fool you Dianne Feinstein’s absence from the Senate was not what you think it was. Most outlets will say it was due to a serious illness given her advanced age. They could not be more wrong. This broad was gettin that work in the sheets. She had 3 months worth of back shots from brothers in NorCal of course she’s not up and moving. Her hips are in pieces. But time is on her side. She turns 90 in June, and she is still all about her bag. Raked in $13M last year alone. You think some smooth brain geriatric could pull that off, no. It is not technically insider trading if its a close friend that tells you over a steak and bourbon dinner. She isn’t even close to being done with her post in the Senate.

“Well why doesn’t she get work done to not look her age, she has all that money”? A strong woman like her is a work of art. She loves who she is and what she does. Her thousand yard stare with her milky eyes, the skin that hangs from her jowl giving her a distinguished hound dog look, the high compression socks she wears to help with her varicose veins that run from her heel all the way up to her-. The point is a fine lady like her keeps it alllllll natural. If I could I would strap her to me in a baby vest and champion her onto the senate floor everyday. I would feed her adderall, and saltines to stay razor sharp. Let her give every last corrupt politician the business. But she chooses to wheel it in herself, and for that she deserves a standing ovation.

She has been running these floors since 1992 and she’s just getting her best work started in 2023. If you think Dirty D is just going to roll over and die you are downright wrong. The stage was already set, the public just decided to turn the spotlight on early. We all know whats coming now. Dianne Feinstein for President 2032. God Bless!