Chiropractor Videos Need to Chill

We live in a time where everyone feels the needs to put what they do online. You have certainly seen Day in My Life as a so & so Tik Tok videos, or Get Ready With Me clips. Whatever they’re all nonsense, and those people should be shamed in a public square. Now I am being hypocritical because I use this platform to rant and sort out my feelings which at the end of the day should really just be suppressed and drowned out with competing substances. So I guess its fair game. Anyway there is a certain profession that has really taken it a step too far with how they make content, Chiropractors.

I am not sure where they found the confidence to make a surplus of videos but they are completely abusing it. Kind of like how they abuse the idea of being actual doctors. I like a good adjustment I won’t lie, and obviously I have been down the rabbit hole the Y-Strap crack compilations on Youtube. It is quite satisfying. But recently over the last 3-ish years they’ve taken it a step further in attracting audiences. I would say 1 in every 3 Chiropractor vides is just a preposterously hot lady in yoga pants getting “adjusted”.

Getting her back cracked from behind and her tits jiggle, getting her lower back cracked while on the table and her ass shakes. Meanwhile the Chiro is moaning with her as he cracks. This is just softcore porn now. I would be much happier if it actually transitioned in to some full penetration, not this touch and pull lumbar eroticism. All the Chiro’s are huge douchebags too. “Ya i bet you liked that” as he adjusts her hip by dry humping it on the table that drops out and makes a whole lot of noise. I have been on the verge of sleep countless times and my youtube algorithm feeds me one these videos. Now I am wide awake looking through my dresser for which pair of underwear is going to get ruined and immediately hidden under my bed for months.

If you’re going to make porn just make it for christ sake. Stop walking the line thinking you can live in both worlds. You make smut and you know it. Theres no shame in it so stop living a lie. The actual medical path did not work out for you, so at least porn gives you the option to role play as one. So reel it in and take an oath of morality for your content because people like me without self control are going to keep watching.

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