I’'ll keep this as brief as possible, but frisbees are a bad product. It is a stupid thing, yes a thing. It is not equipment, it is not a sport. I hate you more as person if you bring a frisbee to outside events. If you are at a summer BBQ and you decide to break out the frisbee over a football you should be sprayed point blank at full pressure with a fire hose. A frisbee is for dogs, and even then it should be farther down on the list of things you play with your dog with. It should be a stick, tennis ball, any other piece of shit you like throwing to your dog, then frisbee.

Sure my mechanics with a frisbee suck, a little tendonitis in the elbow doesn’t help my wildly biased case too. It is an inefficient way to have a catch and requires less coordination is really my point. I don’t have the sports science to back that up, but I feel it in my loins that it is true. It does that stupid thing where you throw it at someone and then as it reaches them it cuts back in farther than you think so you got to jog a little towards it but end up missing it by like two inches, it’s just so damn annoying.

Frisbee golf is terrible game too. My social algorithm blessed me with “pro-disc golfers”, worst people on earth. I would have dinner and drinks with Bill Cosby before I entertain a day with these disc junkies. All of it seems terrible to me, you are stuck in the buggy woods with a bunch of grown ups arguing about what color frisbee they’re going to throw at the chain hoop thats 500 yds away. Am I awful at it, 1000% yes. Will I try it again, absolutely not. I will remain angry from my couch that I sink into, and continue to yell at people who do more out doorsy stuff.