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People with LED Car Lights are Child Molesters

A reach? Yes. Is it necessary to say though? I’m not sure. The point is it is clear that all new cars are transitioning to these blinding LED headlights, and if we don’t label these people/companies that enable it then it will only get worse. So yes people are who drive cars with aggressive LED headlights are child molesters. It is a complete stretch that is based on biased opinion of my anger towards other drivers on the road. Certainly not all of the people with these lights are blue dots, but there is definitely more than one person out there that is. That's all I need for a foundation to hurl these child predator accusations. If I am going to wrap my car around a tree at 45 mph on a local road it will be on my own terms with bottle of Percocet and Jose Cuervo nips. Not because Julia, super mom of 3, was on her way to soccer practice pick up in her Tahoe that shoots laser beams right into my eye-line on the opposite side of the road.

Even after passing an individual with LED lights and managing to miraculously stay on your side of the road your retinas are seared to a crisp. I blink and still see the headlights burned into the back of my eyelids. It really is criminal to allow these. In a Redditt video I watched at 2 AM with a handful of gummies in my system, Audi has begun to develop their lights to shut down parts of the light on the side of an oncoming car. Pretty neat, watched it twice then kept scrolling. So make some extra money and buy an Audi if you’re going to buy a new car with LED lights.

Audi Headlight Video, you’ll get the jist in about a minute or two of watching it. Or if this gets you all hot and bothered enjoy the whole video.